Decoding HACCP

I came across funny HACCP expansions. I list some of them here, you can add more if you have!!!

•Hordes of Auditors, Come Criticize my Process

•Have A Cup of Coffee and Pray

•Host A Contamination Control Party

•Harmful Activities Can Cease Production

•Hasty Audits Commonly Cause Problems

•Havoc And Crazed Cleaning Prior (to an audit)

•Help Auditor Cometh Clean Promptly

•Horrible Auditors Commonly Cause Problems

•Horrendous Audits Can Cut Profits